Redneck Computer Geek
You might be a redneck addicted to the
world of computers if...

If yer computer stand is made of a stack of
old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.

Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a
wrestlin' organization.

Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and
ya ask if they need bail money.

Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.

Ya think a hard drive is a trip to
Uncle Bubba's.

Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer
spit can.

Ya think a surge suppressor is a pill
for diarrhea.

Ya keep trying to figure out why yer
scanner won't pick up police radio calls.

Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich
at McDonalds.

Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.

Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.

Ya try to figure out how to get yer
empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.

Ya try to turn on yer computer with
the remote.

Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.

Ya play Frisbee with yer CD Rom's.

Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer
"A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.

When birds fly across yer screen ya reach for
yer shotgun.

Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on
cinder blocks.

Ya use yer CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.

Ya call tech support an ask where ta buy
stamps fer yer e-mail.

Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.

Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.

Ya give directions to a website that
include a person, animal, or old barn.

Ya see the word Download, and take the
shells out of yer shotgun.

Ya think the person that made yer keyboard
was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.

Ya see the "shift" key and try ta figure
out how ta change gears.

Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz
feelin' a draft.

Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.

Part of yer puter is held together
with duct tape.

Ya sees the word "Refresh" and reach
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