A Redneck Retaliation

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with
his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood
up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent
that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta
this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!


Redneck Marriage

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of
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