A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the
animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised
as Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me
another week to come up with the $500.00." Bookmark Site Here: Bookmark Site Here: