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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Redneck Roller Coster and Yomomma Jokes
Although this is not really safe it is really interesting to watch
the really do rexperience the same as on a regular roller coster


Redneck Roller Coaster








Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested
for mooning.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map,
she sees people waving.

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with
a job application.

Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the
alarm went off.

Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!

Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,
"I got energy!"

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as
a biological weapon.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they
dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted,
“There's those missing jelly rolls!”

Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

You so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she
got a ticket for littering!
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