Benign What you be after you be eight.
Artery The study of painting.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan Searching for kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Duct Tape Suture on a roll.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series World series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff A doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post operative A letter carrier.
Recovery room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Dam near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of your out.
Varicose Near by/ close by.Bookmark Site Here: Bookmark Site Here: