Benign                                    What you be after you be eight.

Artery                                     The study of painting.

 Bacteria                                 Back door to cafeteria.

Barium                                   What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section                    A neighborhood in Rome.

Cat Scan                                Searching for kitty.

Cauterize                                Made eye contact with her.

Colic                                      A sheep dog.

Coma                                     A punctuation mark.

D&C                                      Where Washington is.

Dilate                                      To live long.

Duct Tape                               Suture on a roll.

Enema                                    Not a friend.

Fester                                    Quicker than someone else.

Fibula                                     A small lie.

Genital                                    Non-Jewish person.

G.I. Series                              World series of military baseball.

Hangnail                                  What you hang your coat on.

Impotent                                  Distinguished, well known.

Labor                                      Pain Getting hurt at work.

Medical staff                           A doctor's cane.

Morbid                                   A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates                                   Cheaper than day rates.

Node                                      I knew it.

Outpatient                              A person who has fainted.

Pap                                        Smear A fatherhood test.

Pelvis                                     Second cousin to Elvis.

Post operative                        A letter carrier.

Recovery room                      Place to do upholstery.

Rectum                                  Dam near killed him.

Secretion                               Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor.

Tablet                                    A small table.

Terminal illness                       Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor                                    More than one.

Urine                                      Opposite of your out.

Varicose                                 Near by/ close by.