10. I was "distracted"
9. I fainted.
8. I forgot to put the cordless phone down!
7. The toilet moved!
6. I was trying to eat a taco!
5. I only have one hand!
4. I thought I was done!
3. I didn't miss, it's just your imagination!
2. I'm partially blind in my left eye.
1. I couldn't breathe, because SOMEONE stunk the bathroom up before