The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Artery The study of painting.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan Searching for kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Duct Tape Suture on a roll.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series World series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff A doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post operative A letter carrier.
Recovery room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Dam near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of your out.
Varicose Near by/ close by.Bookmark Site Here: Bookmark Site Here: